Not to be stingy with the portions or, just as importantly, the seating size. We at Semi Overweight hereby pledge to tattletale on any establishment that doesn't pass our simple Semi-friendly pass through. All we ask is that we can get uncomfortably full without ordering more than two meals in a seat that attracts no more attention than we already call upon ourselves. Pretty simple. But don't test it Seattle restaurant owners, we will call you out.